Tonight I dreamed that I was a sim. A male sim, and pregnant. But I could not remember having been abducted by aliens. And when the baby was born, he was black (or very deep brown, like dark chocolate) and not green. He looked like a very ordinary black baby. But I didn't know anyone that black, nor could I remember having woohooed with anyone. Besides, I was male, we only get pregnant with alien babies. Then I got the answer from the DNA analysis. It said the only match for my baby's DNA was the Turin Shroud*. I then woke up.
(*This does not in any way indicate an acceptance of the veracity of the relic by my waking self. I am thoroughly agnostic regarding relics.)
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